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Jezebel.com is reporting that a semi-famous chef has taken to Craigslist to rant and rave about all his recent accomplishments this past year, including...wait for it...wait for it...FARTING ON ALL OF HIS EMPLOYEES. Oh yeah, and he did it in alphabetical order according to their names. 

This story is jsut too good to be true!! But, if you don't believe us here ya go!