Lawwwwd Jesus. First horse meat in their meatballs and now THIS!! According to NBC news:
Furniture chain Ikea has removed chocolate cake from store restaurants in 23 countries after authorities in China identified high levels of bacteria commonly found in human and animal feces.
However, none of the poop cakes made it to the actual stores...but still. That's nasty.
Ernie says, "I swear I didn't poop in your cake, meeeester"