Me with Taio Curz (he smelled good)...rockin' the orange nails :-)

This video sucks hardcore.

Biggest piece of crap ever...corny prison intro, "Pulp Fiction" and "Kill Bill" references, awkward Beyonce and Gaga dialogue and SPARE me the cell phone company product placement!! Omg! I gagged.

Glad I've been talking about it for like a million years. And moving on.

Look at that hairy Care Bear!! Good lord. Oh, and that's his back btw.

I am going to help him...because clearly he is clueless. Video of me waxing this shag carpet coming soon :-p

Holy crap!! Check out what happened in France when an H&M opened...watch the madness!!

I would react the same way if one opened in Tampa...drooling, foaming at the mouth. The whole nine yards. Lol.

It's all about toned arms!! Start now...your arms will respond faster than you think.

Check out the moves to use here...you will use an exercise band (which I LOVE. They are way easier to store than bulky free weights and you'll never stub your toe on them on accident...yeh I've done that before. It's no bueno).

I've always admired Jennifer Aniston's arms...she's my arm idol, lol.