Maybe you don't even wanna know...ignorance is bliss, afterall. Get out the fat pants, because this is what you are shoveling in your moufff while watching baseball, football, etc.

Cracker Jack = A stadium-size box (3.5 ounces) is 420 calories

A six-ounce hamburger with a bun = About 490 calories without even counting cheese or other toppings.

Six ounces of chicken tenders = 446 calories, not even including the barbecue dipping sauce, which can have as much as 30 calories per tablespoon.

Foot-long hotdogs = 580 calories

A 12-ounce serving of super nachos (YUMMMM) with cheese (40 chips, four ounces of cheese) = 1,500 calories

Peanuts = An eight-ounce bag has 840 calories, and a 12-ounce bag has 1,260

Popcorn = 1,500 calories

Annnnnnnd now to my favorite: beer. 20-ounce cups = 240 calories

This is Weight Watchers-friendly, right?

And it comes in the form of a one-piece swimsuit!

Snook says, "I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds. I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.?

Honestly, I am afraid of mono-kinis...so more power to her.

"Real Housewives of New Jersey" is one big hot mess that keeps getting better and better.

I want to be a Manzo!! I want to marry into that disaster!! (Paging Albie...)

Poor Teresa :( I bet the Prostitution Whore is just giggling her little skull face off.

She had to auction off all of her haunted-house-looking-tacky furniture.

Most awesome/bad-****** thing ever.

Even Frank the Pug from "Men in Black" is impressed.

Up to TWO WEEKS! That's pretty dope, considering mine only last like 5 (that's why I gotta go acrylic, sorry).

Thank you "InStyle" for this!!

1. Do 1 1/2 base coats

2. Pile on the polish (it takes longer to dry...but it will be more durable)

3. Seal the deal with a bomb top coat

4. Dry by plunging your hands in a bowl or sink full of ice water. Dip them in and out for 5 minutes.

I'm bored of summer colors...this is my recent mani color. Ba-dow.