This is a good one. The 25 Things Cheaters Say. I'm sure I've heard a lot more.

I don't see why women like having such little dogs like a Chihuahua for instance. It may end up getting scooped up by a bird like this one did.

A lot of women have goals in life. Some want to be the first woman President. Some want to run their own business. This woman on the other hand, well she's decided that she wants to be the fattest women in the world. I guess everybody's goals are a little different?

I wish they would do this here in Florida. The state of New Jersy has finally done something right. They're making teen drivers place decals on their cars/trucks so they can be identified as teen drivers If only they would do this for old people.

If you're looking for a new home, Britney Spears would love for you to visit her 6 bedroom mansion that's for sale. The real estate market is sooooo bad right now you can pick it up for the low low price of $5.5 million, dropping $2.4 million over 2 years. Check out all the pics here. If you buy, I want my commission.

This is funny, It's amazing what you can do to a movie when you ad fart sound fx to it... You get this.

I guess this makes sence. A nightclub is now giving away "The Morning After Pill" card to their patrons. I guess cause they figured half the people in their establishment end up hooking up by the end of the night?

I would sooo hire a maid if she looked like this everyday. Guys, fell free to thank me later.

If you missed it, here's the Southpark trailer of them spoofing Tiger Woods.

Rapper DMX has been issued 6 months jail time for violating his probation. The Judge has also accepted a request from Celeb Doctor Dr. Drew to help DMX with is dependancies and issues.

I may get yealled out by women all over for this one, but oh well. Female players, if you think you have one, here's a list to check so you can make sure.

I'm a huge sports fan like a lot of people out there. And fans like this make it all the better. Fan Freak outs, ya gotta love them.

I present to you my new favorite Dorritos commercial of all time...

It's a new year so why not some new celeb mugshots? Enjoy...

If you are looking to pass a few minuted or more so hours maybe even days, well let me introduce you to "True Confessions".

Amy Winehouse is back and now she wants to have her own line of clothing. This women doesn't know how to put her socks on half the time. But she's teaming up with British design company Fred Perry to come out with a lineof Winehouse apparel. Nothing good can come of this.

This is why you shouldn't piss off your brothers ladies. You may end up with your "Hook-Up List" on Face book.

And to make matters worse, the brother tagged all the guys in it.