First of all, this just proves that some people have WAY too much time on their hands.

This is a machine that...wait for it...separates an oreo cookie; the cookie from the cream.  This man loathes the cream so much that he spent all this time ("didn't get to see my girlfriend or dog") to put together this "robot" that splits the cookie, separates it, then cleans off each cookie so there is no cream on there.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Check out the video:

So this makes me wonder...are you a cookie, cream, or whole Oreo kinda person?  

I'm personally a Wholer.  And I loooooooooove me some Oreos.  Except stale ones.  Man, those mushy ones are horrible.