According to Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes, the majority of Americans want the following to take a long jump off a short pier:
64% low-rise jeans (WHO STILL WEARS THESE?!?!?!)
8% fake glasses (as someone who actually needs glasses to see, I agree)
5% Uggs (NEVER! I need them to take out my dogs ands such!)
**the hotdog parts of this poll were harem pants & clogs, etc**
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And in honor of low-rise jeans peacing out, let's watch the QUEEN of low-rise jeans! Those abs.